Are you in need of a laugh this morning?

Post in the comments your Royal “Name,” by listing:
1. Lord or Lady
2. Name of a Pet
3. The last thing you ate
4. add “of”
5. The Last Place You Shopped

Mine is:
‘Lady Rebellion Biscuit of North Lakes‘
Sounds Legit?
Clearly I’m missing the Tiara and the Castle. (NB. I am no Monarchist!)

Thanks to Linda P, my old friend for this bit of comic relief.